Crazy Train Ride

Compared to the subways in some parts of Asia, ours in the US are totally crapy. Check out these colorful rides to work. I believe these colorful subway cars are in Korea.

You thought you have had bad days

A horse through the windshield is a bad day for the horse and driver… both had it bad when the horses ass is hanging out the car.

Its really a bad day when mom gets lost on the back end of the bike… under buckets no less (I think)

 

Whe its not safe to go in the water

Bad day when washing the car may take some time… 2 days

 

 

And… its a bad day when ya know the defrosters are not gonna cut it.

 

More sick bad day pictures

Crazy Japanese game show joke

Wow, those nutty Japanese game shows, we’ve all heard about them and they get sillier and sillier so it seems.

I can’t even imagine a stunt like this in the US with some serious trouble afterwards for the production people. sick videos for sure

We all know that the Japanese are known for practical jokes, yep, there are many pranksters among them. This joke here, well… it’s just plain shitty for sure.

Anyway here is how this crazy joke or prank goes… these guys set up a port-o-potty (andy gump) at a fair or some event and wait to get some unlucky fool to have to go. A few minutes after the person goes in, the thing rises with lights and stuff as the guy is sitting on the pot or zipping the fly. They even have a camera set up in the potty.

Here is the crazy video. I have no idea what they are saying maybe someone can translate.

Horse laughing – funny picture

This is such a funny picture, horse laughing. Its great, but I must say someone needs to take a toothbrush to those way dirty teeth.

BTW, the site on the horese picture has tons of great images for sale so check em out

Charlie the Unicorn at full throttle

Here are the Charlie the Unicorn clips from youtube at different speeds
This silly video has been a YouTube Blockbuster.. for anyone who missed Charlie the Unicorn before, check the crazy cartoon out now, and in multiple speeds!

Normal Charlie The Unicorn Speed

fast as F**k and light speed ahead for Charlie the Unicorn

This is the “slow” version of Charlie riding the short bus to school (just a joke ya know)

Wow! I wish I could touch my ass to my head!

So check out this crazy video of this contortionist… and yes, I hope I spelled contortionist correctly. This girl is just wild, awsome gymnast I would imagine being that flexible.
She literally touches her ass to her head… just wild shit!

 Well I can not seem to embed the contortionist video in this page so just Click on This link to go to the page that has the video of the ass to head touching 

 

Toilet Paper wedding dresses for the ultimate redneck wedding

At first glance this looks like a really cool white wedding dress, traditional even,
however, if you look a bit closer you will see that the dress has a duel purpose.
The dress is made of toilet paper so its pretty much environment friendly since its re-usable. Yes, there is no worry with these dresses that they will only be used one time then stored in a box. After the wedding, you can feel the dress against your skin daily…. or ’till the toilet paper runs out.

The toilet paper weddind dress below has a matching head piece and train, she better hope no one steps on that train when she walks down the aisle, that may give new meaning to having toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

Here is the back view of the toilet paper traditional creation from above.

Now this is an awsome TP dress. This really looks like a huge amount of work. This toilet paper dress sports a sculpted bodice and very intricate ruffle and panel work along the entire dress.

Below is a very simple kind of “let me just wrap this roll around you” style of TP wedding gown. The off the shoulder pieces are a nice touch, however they look single ply and a bit too flimsy to withstand and movement of the arm.

This lovely dress really looks like fabric and the ruffle hems are really great

Basket Weave toilet paper? yep. For those brides who really want the fancy toilet paper dress, the rolls of paper can be woven into patterns like the one below.

Its the “country style” of weddings for this bride, all she needs now are some nice yellow daisies and hippy sandals to complete the look.

Optical Illusions – more cool mind bending images

Here are some way cool optical illusions.

This one looks like the circles are in rotation.

This pattern seems to be in constant movement with an optical illusion of ripples going horizontally.

this illusion looks like moving almonds

This color optical pattern looks like it pulsates

For more great optical illusions, jokes and fun silly sick stuff make sure to check out Just Sick Jokes!

Illusion – sick optical illusion making dots disappear in order clockwise

WOW! what a cool, cool trick.

I can’t believe this works. I saw this and was like no way… I tried it once for a few seconds not really focusing on the picture of the crosshair and the dots did not go away.

I did it again, focusing on the crosshair and it absolutely worked.

After a few seconds the pink dots going clockwise get a green glow to them and then they disappear one at a time clockwise.

I still can’t believe the optical illusion actually works in sequence, clockwise.

Gettin pulled over while NOT driving, so he claims

and.. F this shit anyway, why the hell do I need to close my eyes when you have yours open! Sir, do you understand your rights that I just read to you? “hell no” is the answer.

This is one funny drunk.