Gettin pulled over while NOT driving, so he claims

and.. F this shit anyway, why the hell do I need to close my eyes when you have yours open! Sir, do you understand your rights that I just read to you? “hell no” is the answer.

This is one funny drunk.

Stupid silly drunk falls

this guy did not even make it to the sobriety test… he just kinda crashed on his face before it and got a Slam Dunk for the DUI charge.