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You thought you have had bad days

A horse through the windshield is a bad day for the horse and driver… both had it bad when the horses ass is hanging out the car.

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Its really a bad day when mom gets lost on the back end of the bike… under buckets no less (I think)

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Whe its not safe to go in the water
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Bad day when washing the car may take some time… 2 days

 
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And… its a bad day when ya know the defrosters are not gonna cut it.
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January 30, 2008 at 11:13 am Leave a comment

Charlie the Unicorn at full throttle

Here are the Charlie the Unicorn clips from youtube at different speeds
This silly video has been a YouTube Blockbuster.. for anyone who missed Charlie the Unicorn before, check the crazy cartoon out now, and in multiple speeds!

Normal Charlie The Unicorn Speed

fast as F**k and light speed ahead for Charlie the Unicorn
This is the “slow” version of Charlie riding the short bus to school (just a joke ya know)


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January 4, 2008 at 9:26 am Leave a comment

Toilet Paper wedding dresses for the ultimate redneck wedding

At first glance this looks like a really cool white wedding dress, traditional even,
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however, if you look a bit closer you will see that the dress has a duel purpose.
The dress is made of toilet paper so its pretty much environment friendly since its re-usable. Yes, there is no worry with these dresses that they will only be used one time then stored in a box. After the wedding, you can feel the dress against your skin daily…. or ’till the toilet paper runs out.

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The toilet paper weddind dress below has a matching head piece and train, she better hope no one steps on that train when she walks down the aisle, that may give new meaning to having toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

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Here is the back view of the toilet paper traditional creation from above.

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Now this is an awsome TP dress. This really looks like a huge amount of work. This toilet paper dress sports a sculpted bodice and very intricate ruffle and panel work along the entire dress.

creative weddings
Below is a very simple kind of “let me just wrap this roll around you” style of TP wedding gown. The off the shoulder pieces are a nice touch, however they look single ply and a bit too flimsy to withstand and movement of the arm.

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This lovely dress really looks like fabric and the ruffle hems are really great

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Basket Weave toilet paper? yep. For those brides who really want the fancy toilet paper dress, the rolls of paper can be woven into patterns like the one below.
Its the “country style” of weddings for this bride, all she needs now are some nice yellow daisies and hippy sandals to complete the look.


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December 24, 2007 at 5:13 pm Leave a comment

Illusion – sick optical illusion making dots disappear in order clockwise

WOW! what a cool, cool trick.

I can’t believe this works. I saw this and was like no way… I tried it once for a few seconds not really focusing on the picture of the crosshair and the dots did not go away.

I did it again, focusing on the crosshair and it absolutely worked.

After a few seconds the pink dots going clockwise get a green glow to them and then they disappear one at a time clockwise.

I still can’t believe the optical illusion actually works in sequence, clockwise.

Awsome optical illusion with dots that disappear


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December 22, 2007 at 11:28 pm 2 comments

Gettin pulled over while NOT driving, so he claims

and.. F this shit anyway, why the hell do I need to close my eyes when you have yours open! Sir, do you understand your rights that I just read to you? “hell no” is the answer.

This is one funny drunk.

November 12, 2007 at 1:25 am Leave a comment

This is one way to get a date

Just call me

just call me sexy butt in mini skirt

 

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October 27, 2007 at 10:18 am Leave a comment

Cool almost animal pictures


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Wow, someone over there really loves beaver… big beavers.

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The famous pyramid of Nebraska

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OK, thats just really odd.. a diving pig

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The aliens who left this crop circle left a distinct message

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October 27, 2007 at 1:39 am Leave a comment

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