Children, close your eyes

Here is the real truth about what happened to Santa.

Make sure you read the sign before eating, drinking or visiting there

Again, pay attention to the signs before eating, shopping or even visiting these places! Now we all know the Golden Arches do not have the best reputation for the intelligence of the employees… but this is a bit ridiculous. I guess they meant closers, but could not get it right!

Now, when in the market for tires… make sure you get the best brand new “used” tires on the market. 10 bucks – What a bargain!

OK, here is the absolute truth about traffic congestion on our American Freeways!

Now this sign, is obviouslt trying to tell you one of 2 things… what happens IF you eat there or the rating they got from the food inspectors, either way, think twice before patronizing

And we do not need to be hit in the head with this one, many already suspected

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